Thank you, gofugyourself.com for this gem of a post
posted 2 years ago
NICOLE KIDMAN: Goodbye! But, to what?
KEITH: To the compliments you got for your SAG outfit.
NICOLE: Why? Where are they going?
KEITH: They’re going… off to a really nice farm, where they can play freely with other compliments in a really large, nice field, with lots of bunnies to chase.
NICOLE: Oh. Why are they going there?
KEITH: Because you’re wearing a dress that makes it look like your chest is collapsing in on itself. There is no longer a home for compliments here.
NICOLE: Ah, good point. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
KEITH: It was. Let’s hold hands and remember the good times.
NICOLE: Will they ever come back?
KEITH: I don’t know, Nicole. I … don’t know.
reposted from gofugyourself.com